Hey, I'm Elfy! I love ranting and I'm sorry. I really like cupcakes and tea. Books are good as are movies, TV shows and comics and really anything that tells a story. Stories are really important; not just the stories you are told, but also the stories you tell. I tend to not like anything that exists outside my room. Come talk to me if you'd like. Tell me a story?
Stuff... Maybe?
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
(via mitunas-choice-rump)
{ T I T A N S
“the titans aren’t just about a promise to the world — it’s also about a promise to each other … to ourselves. we swore on our childhood nightmares that we’d be there for one another. if I don’t honor that, I don’t honor who I am.”
(via bridgemcgidge)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
That’s how I got my fiance.
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
(Source: thelordsofsummer, via d-tector)
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1
(via fuckingrecipes)
READ MORE SIGN HERE
I’m going in for an appointment at children’s hospital tomorrow and while I am highly aware that it is probably not going to revel any new information, I’m starting to feel an anxiety attack coming on.
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
OMG
(via d-tector)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via d-tector)
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
(via supjello)
